Enemies beware! I now have a unicorn that shoots glitter…and FIRE! And smoke. I have the power of bubbles, and I will shoot them at the eyes of mine enemies!!! IT WILL STING A LITTLE BIT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!
As we ride away from your battered glittery body, the rubber duckie henchman in my lap shall hurl insults at our foes!!