*Starling’s voice from the kitchen to Master Betty in the bedroom*
Starling: “Hey! Do we have any safety goggles?”
Master Betty: Sigh “I don’t know where they are.”
Starling: Mumbles happily, “S’okay.”
*Few moments of clanking later*
Starling: “Hey! Where’s the funnel?”
Master Betty: “Uh….Wait. What are you doing? Uh..it was your dad’s funnel. We gave it back to him, remember? Come here…What are you doing?”
Starling: Enters room. Eyes scan around for thick paper to be used as funnel. Looks at Master Betty in the eyes* “Nothing.” Backs out slowly with paper.
Master Betty: Sighs loudly while there is more clanking.
Starling: “I CAN DO IT!”
Master Betty: “Do what?”
Starling: Mumbles, “Nothing.”
Master Betty: Gets up, ready to investigate and add more common household items to the attempted shenanigans closet. It iss too late.
Starling: “AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OH GOD, THE FIZZ!! THE FIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZ!!!!!” Runs into Master Betty.
Master Betty: “Did you just throw up down your shirt?”
Starling: “NO! IT’S FIZZ! AND PINTEREST LIED!!!” Waves wet birthday balloon with failed baking soda and vinegar in a bottle to blow up floating birthday balloon experiment.
Master Betty: “Come on. Let’s grab some paper towels. Why are you doing your mouth like that?”
Jeska: “I wasn’t sure whether to blow them up before or after adding the gas…so I tried both.”