Enemies beware! I now have a unicorn that shoots glitter…and FIRE! And smoke. I have the power of bubbles, and I will shoot them at the eyes of mine enemies!!! IT WILL STING A LITTLE BIT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!
As we ride away from your battered glittery body, the rubber duckie henchman in my lap shall hurl insults at our foes!!
I’ve decided to name the horse I bought in Skyrim ‘Carrion’ because he likes to stomp on and eat dead bodies.
I’m all picking flowers for ingredients and look over there like, “What are you doing, pony? What’s that you’ve found?”
And then he’s stomping and chewing on some bandit I can loot.
Later I realized that he actually kills them. If someone/thing attacks me, he runs up and stomps them until they’re dead! I left him outside a cave for a few minutes and came out to find him surrounded by wolf bodies! He’s pretty cool, but a little disturbing.