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I fashioned a kitty toy using a floating birthday balloon. I have much genius. *Snort, snort, snort* Here is an action shot of Mizzy enjoying her new prey, and yes, my bewbs are that luscious. Also, that is yellow yarn that I tied to the balloon, not a beam of magic that I’m using from my mind to make it move.
Master Betty: “This can of cat food says there’s beef in it. I don’t think Mizzy could take down a cow. Maybe we should feed her things we know she’d reasonably be able to eat in nature. Then again, she’s evolved from larger cats that would eat cows, so maybe it’s still easy for her to digest. What do you think? You’ve read all about cat diet.”
Starling: “Mizzy eats elephants.”
Master Betty: “Maybe her ancestors did, but do you think her digestive system has evolved to-”
Starling: “No, she eats elephants now.”
Master Betty: “There aren’t even any elephants around here!”
Starling: “Exactly. Because she ate them all.”
Master Betty: *Rolls eyes*